Rules for Joe Barton at Thanksgiving
Here are some rules our listeners suggested, should Joe Barton be your guest for Thanksgiving..
Don't jingle the bells
Napkin must be on lap
2 deep bathroom chaperone program mandatory
Joe not allowed to handle giblets or neckbone
stand clear of the mistletoe
In kitchin? Must have apron on!
no hats on lap
Dinner jackets mandataory, straight jacket for Joe
No Cell phones at table
Keep him away from the stuffing
Bring a photo editor
Hands above table
Hands up, pants up
No pants, no shirt, no service
don't even think..
can't pull /touch/look at the wishbone
That's not what gobble gobble means
No groping turkey breasts and legs
Can't say "Have a drink on me"