Beto: Not So Hot

My friend got a call from a Beto worker, asking him to vote for Beto.  

The only problem: He was calling from New York!  "Why should a Texan listen to a New Yorker to tell him who to vote for?", my friend asked.  Good question!

The reasons he told my buddy to vote Beto? Free Healthcare, Everyone Has a Right to a Job..My friend asked "didn't we already get health care from Obamacare?".  Beto guy said "this will be medicare..for all!".  My friend said "How will we pay for it?".  No answer.  On the "right to a job", my buddy asked "can't anyone get a job now if they want them?" and "who will give them these jobs? Where will they come from?".  "The government", the Beto guy said! :)

Also, Beto should not have brought up his drunken driving crash.  Big mistake.  He's saying BOTH the local police dept AND State Troopers got multiple facts wrong in their report! :)  He also still refuses to mention the CRASH and has yet to explain why the witness (listed in both reports) said he stopped Beto from trying to flee..why that witness would lie? It was 20 years ago..Beto wasn't even in office..what would the motivation be to lie?  

I think we win this one by 9 points.  BUT...you MUST show up and vote, and so must ALL your friends and neighbors!  The time to but the Cruz sign you're hiding in your garage is NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Rock on!