Sweaty Beto

Oct 17th, 2018

 

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Some say sweat is the sign of the work of hard man.  In Beto's case, it's because he's nervous.  This is how the name "Sweaty Beto" came to be.

He turned into "Dirty White Boy" and got "nasty", but alas, it's still not enough.

Down an average of 7 points in the polls, he's not going to win.  It's OK, he's the next Obama in Vanilla flavor.  Watch for him to show up in Iowa a few months or less, after he just criticized Cruz for doing so. #AnotherEmpySuit 

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