VERY Funny! PETA's new list..a must read!

You HAVE to see the latest list of phrases that are "offensive" to PETA!! HYSTERICAL!:)

Instead of “Kill two birds with one stone,” which means to achieve two goals at once, PETA suggests “Feed two birds with one scone.”

Instead of “Be the guinea pig,” which means to subject oneself to experimentation, PETA suggests “Be the test tube.”

Rather than “Beat a dead horse,” the act of pursuing a lost cause, PETA prefers the kinder “Feed a fed horse.”

And while it’s financially fruitful to “bring home the bacon,” PETA would rather you “bring home the bagels.”